Zidane's Headbutt

Zidane and World Cup Jokes

When Zidane couldn't order an Egg McMuffin from McDonald's because it was 10:35am, he headbutted the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
They once made a Zidane toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Little known medical fact: Zidane invented the Caesarean section when he headbutted his way out of his monther's womb.
People created the automobile to escape from Zidane. Not to be outdone, Zidane created the automobile accident.

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